Dad:
Just to give you a head's up - you're going to be receiving a few packages before Christmas - I've been ordering things off Amazon.com and having them shipped to you (and I think H is doing the same).
One Amazon.com package will be pretty big - it's part of my X-mas present to you, Dad. I'm going to spoil the surprise, so that we all have something to look forward to playing around with. It's a 30 quart aluminum turkey frier! Yes, the very item that people around the country have been burning their homes down with! Nothing like fried turkey for Christmas dinner, right? We can run it on the concrete slab near the stream bridge. Seriously, the turkey frying phenom is taking the country by storm, and people really are misusing these things. I heard about 10 warnings against frying turkeys on TV this Thanksgiving.
Even if we don't use it to fry turkeys, I understand you can use the 30 quart container to brew beer! The best of all worlds!
Link to the item is here.

C
- posted by Christoph Roggenkamp @ 12/17/2004 04:26:00 PM